Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off.

'Everybody Lies.'
- House M.D.

'Lies are a tool - they can be used either for good or- no, wait, I've got a better one: Lies are like children: hard work, but they're worth it because the future depends on them.'
- House M.D.

'It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what. The weird thing about telling someone they're dying is it tends to focus their priorities. You find out what matters to them. What they're willing to die for. What they're willing to lie for.'
- House M.D.

'There's a reason that everybody lies: it works. It's what allows society to function. It's what separates man from beast.'
- House M.D.

'You want to know how two chemicals interact. Do you ask them? No, they're going to lie through their lying little chemical teeth. Throw them in a beaker and apply heat.'
- House M.D.


'The most hurtful kind of lies are the ones delivered by the people you care about the most. It makes you doubt everything you know and makes you wonder why you care so much. And worse of all, it puts you in the position of deciding whether to tell them you know they're lying or act like you're too dull to even know the difference. Keep this in mind the next time you lie to someone who cares about you. Because often than not, they know and it hurts alot.'
- Grey's Anatomy

'Let's get these teen hearts beating. Faster, faster.'
- Panic at the Disco